Whoa, Whoa, Wait A Minute Mr Postman!
Well, Mr Postman only delived a few letters today, poor Post Office must need to make a special Valentines Delivery as well as their normal one, cos of all the tender love in the cards.
On the plus, a load of the letters are from girls at like British Telecom, Bristol Water and SWEB. I’m too nervous to open them, they all look really kewt on pinky-red paper and all. I know they probably shouldn’t so favourtism to customers, but bets are off when LUV IS IN THE AIR!!