The Ramblings of Guise Dugal

Ok, so I needed milk and stuff at 08:30 this morning, decided to go to the shops, nearest one to me open at that time is Spar at the other end of town, so off I trek.

I enjoy town at that time of the morning, there’s no people. Obviously the posters were still up in the shop, which will, eventually lead to todays rant.

Now amongst the usual Woolworths, Boots and Thorntons chocolate deals I stumbled on this little gem Buy Slip/Bra and get Panties free or words to that effect, sounds good, huh? Brilliant High Street deal, huh, not bad for a clothing store that caters for 6 to 13 year olds really.

Now come off it, whats the point in red satin underwear, lacy bits and all if they aren’t meant to be shown off, and parents are actually buying this? I mean, parents always complain about how slutty and yobbish their children are getting, and yet this offer is no problem?

Now, I’m no prude, as anyone will confirm, but I am against the hypocrisy of society and the blame culture that has been adopted:

• if children see pornograhy on the Internet, it’s the Internets fault
• if children swear, it’s the music industries fault
• if children sneak down stairs at 3am to see the titwank channel that daddy ordered on his Visa without telling mommy, or if the little darling watches a rude or violent TV show, it’s obviously the TV Execs fault
• if children decide to show their asses to dirty perverts, it’s the polices fault
• if children become pregnant, it’s the schools fault

Parents, you have the first instance of responsibility, you can control what your children watch, surf or flaunt, you just can not be friggin’ arsed.

See, if you wont take responsibility for your children, believe me after my bloodlust coup of the world, I will. And it will be justified by the lifestyle that you have started.

Firstly, Parents marked as “failure” will be sterilised, for the good of mankind.

Your arse-wiggling exhibitionist daughters (and indeed sons), which you bought garments that are normally associated with sex, will be forced to work in the Government Ignored Clubs, for stereotypical Japanese Perverts and Dirty Old Men.

Your yobbish brats and bratettes, will be sent to the Correctional Facility and Military Training Island Compound (formerly Ireland), where there violent behaviour will be harnessed to make the UK JMHSF (United Kingdom – Junior Marines – Human Shield Force ).

Your tainted by Internet and TV images subjectable children, will also be sent to the Correctional Facility and Military Training Island Compound, where they will be subjected to all the prime cuts that TV, Internet and Music can offer, in flashing Clockwork Orange style, when this has unhinged there minds, violent behaviour will be enforced make the UK JMSSF (United Kingdom – Junior Marines – Stressed Strike Force ).

Both the JMHSF and JMSSF will have the graduating mission, to hunt down and exterminate their parents.

These children will later support my UK CM – DFS (United Kingdom – Criminal Marines – Death or Freedom Squad), where the most violent criminals (killers and the like) are encouraged to develop their aggressive tendancies until they are dropped into enemy territories for a No Holds Barred bloodbath. The means of control would be a radio collar that would relay GPS and Health Stats while also having tamper-triggered explosive devices, radio controlled garrotte devices and carotid arterypressure devices for control.

Parents : You Have Been Warned