The Ramblings of Guise Dugal

Why, yes. Yes, I have been enviously eyeing up Xbox 360 gamers and that little zombie killfest game called Dead Rising. Yes, I would like to spend time playing it, whoring over it. No, I would not like to spend the £300+ just to get the system and game.

Third Floor Car Park of The Sovereign Centre
The car park is full of broken-in automobiles of varying ages, several have been trashed in an attempt to get them moving. Two cars have collided, forcing them into compacted states and irregular angles, and blocking the exit ramp. A sign by a door to the East reads: Lift to Shops
Exits: North, South, East, West, NorthEast, NorthWest, SouthEast, SouthWest
Items Here: Glass fragments, Blood splatter, Blood Puddles>E

Third Floor Lift Access of The Sovereign Centre
The lift room floor is covered with blood and gore, and the walls are cracked and smeared. The west side of the room is taken up by a large window of safety glass, that has been made impossible to see through because of the smearing of numerous bodily substances. A stairway leads down to the lower car park levels and the shopping centre, or alternatively, there is a Call button for one of the lifts that still seems to have power.
Exits: East, West, Down
Items Here: Decaying Male Hand

>Get Hand
You pick up the Decaying Male Hand

>EX Hand
Decaying Male Hand
This is a very pale hand, with slight hair growth on the back. It has been torn off at the wrist and seems to be missing the top of the little finger. It still holds a ring.

>Break
You break apart the Decaying Male Hand and are left with Tribal Ring and Bone Fragments

>Drop Fragments
You drop the Bone Fragments on the floor

>Ex Ring
The ring is made from Sterling Silver and looks like it was probably bought from Elizabeth Duke.

>Don Ring
You put the Tribal Ring on your finger

>Press Call
You press the button to call for the lift and the gears start whirring. (Please wait: 5 seconds)
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The doors to the lift open.

>Look
Third Floor Lift Access of The Sovereign Centre
The lift room floor is covered with blood and gore, and the walls are cracked and smeared. The west side of the room is taken up by a large window of safety glass, that has been made impossible to see through because of the smearing of numerous bodily substances. A stairway leads down to the lower car park levels and the shopping centre, or alternatively, there is a call button for one of the lifts that still seems to have power. A lift door is opened to the South.
Exits: South, East, West, Down
Items Here: Bone Fragments

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Lift of The Sovereign Centre
The lift is illuminated by a flickering overhead light and the faint glow behind the lift buttons. The curved outside window of the lift has been spiderwebbed by an effort to get in. The lift door is opened to the South, and there are buttons for Shops,First, Second, Third .
Exits: North

>Press Shops
You press the button to move the lift to the Shops level, the door closes and the gears start whirring. (Please wait: 5 seconds)
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You have arrived on the Shops level, the door opens.
>Look
Lift of The Sovereign Centre
The lift is illuminated by a flickering overhead light and the faint glow behind the lift buttons. The curved outside window of the lift has been spiderwebbed by an effort to get in. The lift door is opened to the South, and there are buttons for Shops,First, Second, Third .
Exits: North

>Glance N
Ground Floor Lift Access of The Sovereign Centre
Exits: South, East, West
Items Here: Teflon Mop

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Ground Floor Lift Access of The Sovereign Centre
The floor is covered with smeared blood, bits of internal organs are scattered in corners. A Shoppers Information Board is on the north wall. To the east lies Card Factory, Animal and Stunning Rags, to the west lies Savers and MKOne. There is a call button for one of the lifts that still seems to have power. A lift door is opened to the South.
Exits: South, East, West
Items Here: Teflon Mop

>Read Sign
The Shoppers Information Board lists all the information about the locations within the shopping centre, with a map. A circle places you between units 14 and 27, next to the lift, with a legend saying “You Are Here”.

>Get Mop
You pick up the Teflon Mop

>EX Mop
A wet mop with a long metal handle and a head made of thick, soft strands of water-absorbing fabric. To clean a floor, the mop is soaked in a bucket of water or cleaning fluid and scrubbed against the surface. To clean house, the mop is used as a two-handed weapon of soapy vengeance.

>E
The Sovereign Centre, units 26, 27, and 28
You stand near the fronts of Stunning Rags, Animal and Card Factory. Stunning Rags, to the North East, appears to have gone out of business and lies empty. Animal, to the East, appears to have been looted, its caged door torn from it’s runners and buckled. Card Factory, to the South East, looks virtually untouched. A Car Park Ticket machine has been placed here. A hanging sign, pointing to the West reads: Lift to Car Park
Exits: North, South, East, West, NorthEast, NorthWest
Monsters Here: Shambling Zombie Male

>Attack
You can attack with you current weapon unless you are within Melee Range

Shambling Zombie Male advances towards you!!

>Attack
You swing your Teflon Mop at the Shambling Zombie Male’s body and hit for Slight Damage.

Shambling Zombie Male attacks you!!
Shambling Zombie Male bites you for Slight Damage. You are now bleeding (5 points) and poisoned (3 points).

>Attack
You thrust your Teflon Mop at the Shambling Zombie Male’s head and hit for Low Damage.

Shambling Zombie Male attacks you!!
Shambling Zombie Male bites you for Slight Damage. You are now bleeding (7 points) and poisoned (4 points).

>Attack
You thrust your Teflon Mop at the Shambling Zombie Male’s head and hit for Low Damage.

Shambling Zombie Male attacks you!!
Shambling Zombie Male bites you for Slight Damage. You are now bleeding (9 points) and poisoned (5 points).
The zombies bite infects you with Level One contagion.

>Attack
You swing your Teflon Mop at the Shambling Zombie Male’s body and hit for Slight Damage.

Shambling Zombie Male attacks you!!
Shambling Zombie Male bites you for Fatal Damage.
You have been killed.

>Wail Bollocks.
You wail: Bollocks.
1 Medic, 27,798 Zombies, 4 Ghouls and 7 Necromancers heard your wail

Necromancer Norbert shouts: Haha n00b!
Ghoul Askerroing shouts: Lunchtime!
Zombie Defereb shouts: Muhaha, joo got pwned
Medic Goiynde shouts: Rezz, 30k

>Wail Screw you guys, lame!
You wail: Screw you guys, lame!
1 Medic, 27,798 Zombies, 4 Ghouls and 7 Necromancers heard your wail

>Quit
Thank you for playing.

Who needs an Xbox 360!?!

Tags: dead rising, zombies