Kissing Squirrels
Poor 
Tink, I’m not exactly the most supportive I guess…
- Tink: <screams>
Tink: was listening to an advert, so looked at the telly
Tink: TWO FUCKING SQUIRRELS!
Me: wait…what? what the hell advertises squirrels in heat…Durex Furries?!
Tink: rofl
Tink: sorry, not squirrels fucking just two squirrels
Me: ah, well…I guess that’s at least a little better, right?
Tink: yeah <shudders>
Me: well, it’s just a couple of squirrels…they weren’t nibbling each others nuts were they?
Tink: no, but one screamed at the camera
Tink: and they were chewing something
Me: the flesh off a freshly sacrificed virgin schoolgirl?
Tink: <whimpers>
Me: ok…ok…how about a ‘born again virgin’ young lady in a schoolgirl outfit, who wasn’t exactly sacrificed as wandering in the woods?
Tink: stop it! <sniffles>
Me: ok…ok…how about not eating the flesh as much as chewing gum after having rampant squirrel frolicking with a ‘born again virgin’ young lady in a schoolgirl outfit, who was wandering in the woods looking for a bit of fluffy tail?
Me: it’s like…a romantic advert
Me: or…Squirrel porn
Tink: <g>
Me: Nutbucking Nikki : Adventures in Fluffy-tail Woods III
Me: you realise I’m just going to have to quote this, right?
Tink: yes, unfortunately <g>
Yes, it’s wrong….
…but you know you want it!