Of Work And Twoo Wuv
Even before getting into work, I wished it was the end of the week already. Plus side was lunch, getting enough time to climb the stairs, eat lunch and check up on LJ. Oh, and my letter about CSI jackets and “As Seen On TV” was printed in the staff on-line letters page.
Really hating the fact it’s Valentines tomorrow, been dreading it since mid-January, as well as most of February. I’ve got a prank lined up, but otherwise, really not happy.
Though I did identify a niche market at Valentines. The shops are full of cards to wives, husbands, boyfriends, girlfriends and even mums and dads, and Valentines has always been about the unknown and unrequited love (though, I can’t seem to send those, despite how much I usually feel, because it’s unrequited). But what about the market that is never tapped: The Obsessive Stalker market.
Well, here are my suggestions as I sent to my team mates :
- “Couldn’t send you roses,
As I didn’t have the cash.
But I hand-built you a shrine,
from your used clothes in the trash”"With each perfect step,
I’ve watched you with hope
That you won’t look in the bushes,
and see the lens of my ‘scope”
“You make me so happy,
hearing you answer the phone with such ease,
If only I could tell you the words,
instead I just breathe”
“Bright blue are the Violets,
that grow in your flower border.
I can’t smell the red roses,
since you placed the restraining order”
“The smell of your hair,
gives me warm butterflies in my gut.
I’m so glad the stylist,
let me clean the floor after your last cut”
“I thought you were pretty,
and always so kind.
But when I came round to see you
why’d you close the bathroom blind?”
“Your skin looks bright green,
but I know it’s snow white.
It’s just the effect,
of these goggles at night”
“They sent me to prison,
but memories of your smile give me hope.
I put you to the front of my mind,
When I have to reach for the soap”
…and of course, I wouldn’t be me without…
- “I loved you so much,
like a sister or daughter.
But that’s not surprising,
we are from Bridgwater”