JoshC Thinks That He’s So Classy
Ok, so Josh might be as cute as a button and a sweetheart, who has categorically stated he doesn’t want me to tell anyone that for fear of spoil his adorable ‘bad boy’ reputation. He even compared himself to a human waxwork dummy to prove his classiness.
Who can challenge that? Not me.
Today, I smell of chocolate and strawberries. I smell like this from Lynx chocolate-scented shower gel and deodorant and strawberry-scented shampoo and toothpaste (yes, that toothpaste, I use it occassionaly).
I taste of strawberries from lip balm, but with a hint of icy cool menthol from gum.
I’ve been dressed in my black suit with tie and a pressed blue shirt.
I have a pen in the shape of a hypodermic needle, the nib comes out when you press the syringe down.
I have got confirmation that my eBay wins for Hssxxlllo are being dispatched.
I’m not classy, but I feel yummy.
Comments
Comment from JoshC
Time Monday 18 August 2008 at 19:28
You sound pretty classy to me buddy.
I have a similar Hi-lighter, it came with my Reanimatior DVD.
Comment from Dan
Time Monday 18 August 2008 at 21:17
My sister works at a Dr’s office so I get cool pens like that a lot. Oh she doesn’t give them to me or anything, I just take them. That’s what little brothers are for right?
Comment from Guise Dugal
Time Wednesday 20 August 2008 at 17:46
Dammit, I call unfair, everyone has the cool pen. I’m no longer special!
I still smell yummy though. It’s the kind of chocolate-y smell you get from Coco Pops/Coco Krispies or from fast food milkshakes, Lynx ‘Dark Temptation’.
I think it’s harder for guys to look and feel yummy and arousing though – hot and sexy, yes, but that’s a different matter completely – we don’t exactly have the same clothing range or anything really to hint at or have a sense of mystery/desire about. Course, could be that I’m just grousing cos I still have about 50lbs til I hit my normal range BMI and need to lose arse, chest, stomach, thighs and arms. Someday, I’ll work up the nerve to talk about that more, but to honest, Billy’s story is far more inspirational and a testament to willpower. (Btw, sorry man, still working out which you prefer to be going by these days) I’m gonna stop before my feeling of yumminess turns in to a rant about yeti lookalike, being unable to do pushups/situps, cruel people, fitting trousers, etc etc.
In short, the only thing that made me feel yummier than smelling of chocolate and strawberries, tasting of strawberries and being dressed in my black suit with tie and a pressed blue shirt, was yesterday smelling of chocolate and strawberries, tasting of strawberries and being dressed in my black suit with tie and a pressed pink shirt.
Comment from DC
Time Monday 18 August 2008 at 16:58
I think yummy trumps classy. Being classy is so overrated now.