I still smell yummy though. It’s the kind of chocolate-y smell you get from Coco Pops/Coco Krispies or from fast food milkshakes, Lynx ‘Dark Temptation’.

I think it’s harder for guys to look and feel yummy and arousing though – hot and sexy, yes, but that’s a different matter completely – we don’t exactly have the same clothing range or anything really to hint at or have a sense of mystery/desire about. Course, could be that I’m just grousing cos I still have about 50lbs til I hit my normal range BMI and need to lose arse, chest, stomach, thighs and arms. Someday, I’ll work up the nerve to talk about that more, but to honest, Billy’s story is far more inspirational and a testament to willpower. (Btw, sorry man, still working out which you prefer to be going by these days) I’m gonna stop before my feeling of yumminess turns in to a rant about yeti lookalike, being unable to do pushups/situps, cruel people, fitting trousers, etc etc.

In short, the only thing that made me feel yummier than smelling of chocolate and strawberries, tasting of strawberries and being dressed in my black suit with tie and a pressed blue shirt, was yesterday smelling of chocolate and strawberries, tasting of strawberries and being dressed in my black suit with tie and a pressed pink shirt.