We’ll Whittle Peg-Legs From Pirate Ships
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Dugal Dugal: Avast, behind!
Guise Dugal: {Turns around} Hey, enough with the personal comments, we’ve been trying to lose the weight…
Dugal: Nay! Avast and ahoy, behind ye! Ye scurvy dog, ye dirty landlubber!
Guise: …
Dugal: Yo-ho-ho?
Guise: …Talk like a Pirate day again?
Dugal: AYE!
Guise: Ah, right. Aren’t we normally allied with the Ninjas though?
Dugal: I be working PR, matey. We gotta be sure to be multi-cultural; respect different beliefs, no matter how disgusting, wrong and blatantly stupid.
Guise: Well, good to see the sensitivity and diversity training is paying off.
Dugal: Aye, ‘side, how often do I get to threaten plank walking..
Guise: True, normally it’s pit tossing…
Dugal: …wave my cutlass…
Guise: Not since the indecency charge…
Dugal: …call people mutinous dogs and insult them for vitamin deficiency…
Guise: …daily…
Dugal: …wear an eye patch…
Guise: …every Nick Fury ‘n’ Nachos Nite…
Dugal: EXACTLY, never! I even have my faithful, shoulder based companion!
Guise: So, I see…you realise you’re an idiot.
Dugal: I’m multi-cultural, I embrace cultural differences. {Turns head} Say “pieces of eight”.
Guise: There’s something just wrong here…I’ll celebrate my own way: fish and chips; copious amounts of rum.
Ahoy Pirates,
Have a jolly Talk Like A Pirate Day. May your crew be hearty and your chests laden!
~ Me.
Fish and chips and rum? Sounds like a killer plan to me!! Ye land lubbing scurvy dog ye!
Do ninjas have a day? I never hear anyone talking about it. Not talk like a ninja, just a ninja related day. XD Ask a Ninja day?
I spent my talk like a pirate day getting burned by an oven. Should have been plundering more booty.
December 5th…I believe they just call it Day of the Ninja, thout I think it should be International Stalk Like A Ninja Day…
anytime they film the show “Sasuke” is a ninja day.
Must….. resist urge…… to make….booty comment!!!
Nothing like the sight of precious booty or a good chest, even for a non-nautical type.