The Great Guise Advent Rip-Off: Day 1 (Part 2)
Previously on The Great Guise Advent Rip-Off:
- Day 1 (Pt 1): Guise gets Bunny-fied in a random act of Christmas magic
Guise: Well, this is just perfect…seriously, what could be better than being transformed in to a Playmobil bunny? You know, besides NOT being transformed in to a Playmobil bunny! At least I got to be the cute one and not some psycho cotton-bitch-bum. Man, what am I going to do?!
Guise: Ok, Guise, think straight. You’ve been an Advent-urer since the Box 23 thing, you’ve taken part in Christmas conspiracies and all, you can solve this. Obviously it’s some twisted Playmobil magic or Amalthean Rabbit God test, or someone spiked my drink with rabbithypnol. All I have to do is find some counter magic or something, maybe I can get a new pair of slippers out of this.
Guise: First thing’s first, get out of this tree. Not talking to myself should probably be first, but…
Guise: Maaaan, that was a long way down, so many branches and needles and lights and baubels and WHERE THE HELL AM I?! This is so not my living room carpet, what trickery is this? It looks like a diseased and dead wasteland…or Bridgwater, same diff. Dead trees and muddy ground. Spooky hill with dark trees. All it needs is…
Chipmunk: *snuffle*
Guise: …phew…
Wolf: Arrrrrrooooooowwwwwwwwwwllll.
Guise: …crap. *Sigh* My only hope is to find those Playmobil calendars and take the chance that there is something in there that can help me get back to normality…well, normality for me. If only I had my iPhone, DugalMaps would be so useful now. I have to find those calendars, but I could be miles away!
Guise: Miles and miles away!
Guise: …and what if I don’t open them? Who knows what happens to unopened Advent Calendars?! Well, besides Matt, he knows everything. Evil could occur. Eeeeevil.
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*CRACK!!!!!*
????: Yeeeees!!
????: Is anyone out there? I need some help here! If you won’t help…
????: …I’ll just have to help myself!
Guise: Aw man…freaked out now…
Guise: Great! A town! Maybe I can get directions or help, at the very least they might have a bar I can drown my bunny sorrows in. Every here is so dead, where’s the life and magic and…and…love…?
????: …oh my head…for the love of the Duchess, what did I do last night?!
????: …head is all blurry and throbby…and look at this place, so much graffiti and cigarette butts and blood stains and ‘other stains’ and WHERE THE HELL AM I?!
????: …this is so not the walk of shame from the boys dorms.
To be continued…
Comments
Comment from Guise Dugal
Time Sunday 06 December 2009 at 21:06
Hey, thanks. The calendars this year seem to be a little bland, though luckily I have a few supporting characters bought seperately to spruce things up if needs be.
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Time Monday 07 December 2009 at 21:56
[...] Day 1 (Pt 2): Guise wanders the Playmobil wilderness and two mysterious characters are NOT introduced! [...]
Comment from Tresjolie9
Time Saturday 05 December 2009 at 9:26
Lovely set up, very curious to see where you are going to take this. I want to know what lies in those other two advent calendar boxes.