The Ramblings of Guise Dugal

Previously on The Great Guise Advent Rip-Off:

• Day 1 (Pt 1): Guise gets Bunny-fied in a random act of Christmas magic
• Day 1 (Pt 2): Guise wanders the Playmobil wilderness and two mysterious characters are NOT introduced!

Box 2

Guise: Oh man, for a stark, barren two-dimensional wilderness it certainly goes on for miles. I feel like I’m nowhere closer to town than I was yesterday. If this is more of that Playmobil magic slowing me down then I call ‘unfair’ on this whole deal. And where the hell are the gifts, surely if I’m stuck in this place I should at least be stumbling on some boxes.

…elsewhere…

Meanwhile

????: So this must be the infamous Playmobil Advent Calendar. I thought it was just a legend; a scare story for kiddies. Be good or on the last night of November…but, it’s true…everything…how it gets you…Oh my god, I remember! I remember!!! Ok, think this through, I came out of a box, so I’m part of the plan now, guess I’ll have to play their games…but I’ll need supplies, they’ve cut me off.

????: Ah, Box 2! Wait, isn’t that my face? What is this, a Saw movie and a test of my vanity?! Well, I do have very nice designer stubble, if I do say so myself!

????: There must be a way to get in, a weak spot or some hidden trick…ah…yes…yes…there it is, I’ve figured it out…

FALCON PUNCH!!!!

????: So, let’s take a little look-see and check out what the Playmobil gods have blessed me with today. Well, hello there, long time no see buddy!

????: Woohoo.

????: Hey, who took my loot?!?!

…Meanwhile…

????: This isn’t right. The voice of the Duchess told us both what was meant to happen, this wasn’t in the plan…someone betrayed us, betrayed the gods…but who?!

…Elsewhere…

Is Guise doomed to wander the wilderness all December? Is the masked man really aware of the truth behind the Advent Calendars and if so just what is it? Who is the mysterious woman, the Duchess and the traitor?

To be continued…