The Ramblings of Guise Dugal

Previously on The Great Guise Advent Rip-Off:

• Day 1 (Pt 1): Guise gets Bunny-fied in a random act of Christmas magic
• Day 1 (Pt 2): Guise wanders the Playmobil wilderness and two mysterious characters are NOT introduced!
• Day 2: Guise wanders the Playmobil wilderness STILL. The mysterious man gets some rather suspicious goodies. Two advent calendars still hide their secrets!

Box 3

Guise: These feet are made for walking/And that’s just what they’ll do/Stones and snow between my toes/I’d kill for a pair of shoes. Man, I miss my Converse’s right now…and my hoodie…and my iPhone…and Facebook…and Twitter. So quiet and boring here, could do with catching up on some tweets….

…elsewhere…

*flutter flutter flap flutter*

*tweet tweet tweet tweet*

Meanwhile

????: Ok, this should work. On 3.
1
2
3!!

*KAH-CHUNK*

????: YES!! And as far as anyone knows I got that throw in on the first take! Now to give it a hefty tug and no more hassle to box opening!

????: …just…a…little…more…

????: ….Oooof…damn it…think I broke my ass bone.

????: Aw Yeah! The family is all back together now, kids. Despite all the hardships we’ve faced and how far apart we’ve been, Daddy has come home and found his precious little angels in time and bought us all home. Christmas is saved.

????: Look Mr Grab, it’s your little brother, Mr Smash. Aw, I love you kids! And there’s Little Miss Toolbox, and we all know how you both like to fit inside her together…wait, what?

Meanwhile

????: …they haven’t even read me my rights. Where the are the cops anyway? When I get home, I am so calling a lawyer. Home. *siiiigh* Home…

…Elsewhere…

????: …sweet…

????: …home. *sigh*

Will Guise ever quit whining? Just what is the script implying and how rampant will the immaturity be? Will the mysterious woman ever turn around? Will the other calendars ever be opened?!

To be continued…