The Great Guise Advent Rip-Off: Day 4
- Day 1 (Pt 1): Guise gets Bunny-fied in a random act of Christmas magic
- Day 1 (Pt 2): Guise wanders the Playmobil wilderness and two mysterious characters are NOT introduced!
- Day 2: Guise wanders the Playmobil wilderness STILL. The mysterious man gets some rather suspicious goodies. Two advent calendars still hide their secrets!
- Day 3: Guise is still wandering. The mysterious woman is still locked up. The mysterious man is still the only one getting anything from the calendar. Mystery, mystery, mystery.
Guise: Finally, civilization! Pretty nice properties out in the ‘burbs too, wouldn’t mind a place like this myself. Guess I’m going to have to go door-to-door and see about getting directions, the locals must have some idea about this whole advent deal. Ok, first house…
Guise: Ok, here goes…just ring the bell and nicely tell them “Hi, I’m looking for a magical advent calendar that might be able to transform me from this anthromorphic rabbit form into my regular human self, would you be able to give me directions?” Yeah, this’ll so work…
????: Tappity-tap!
*CRACK*
????: Ok, let’s see what we’ve got ourselves stashed away this time. I hope it’s a convertable or maybe a Humvee…
????: Oh, yay…more tools. You know, those gods are stingy, couldn’t they have just put all my tools in the crate and buried that? This is more like trying to find your car keys on an early morning…or car keys and wife at the end of swingers party.
Guise: Well, this is it, the last house on the block. I can’t believe that everyone seems to be out of their homes today, or that every home looks remarkably the same. They must have a highly organised and anal retentive residents comittee. I bet it’s armed too.
Guise: Can’t see anything through the window, but it’s light inside. Everywhere is so quiet too. Maybe I’d have been better scouting the woods…there was just as much life there…
Guise: Nothing! And that’s the last house on the only block in the suburbs. I guess that means I’ll have to venture deeper in to the city…go to the bad side of town…the wrong side of the tracks…
Guise: …go forth in to the corrupt and pustulent urban sprawl where all manner of twisted, deranged, wicked and sinful being dwells…what horrors await? What horrors indeed?
????: …they’ve obviously taken great effort in this place. No arcana materials, no herbs, no chalk or anything for marking, and totally magic proof. I doubt even the gods or the power of the Duchess could even scry in here. I just wish they’d left me with a mirror, I must look an absolute monster after the last few days. No…actually…I wish they’d left me a toilet! Oh, I wish…I wish…
????: …I wish…
To Be Continued…
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