I don’t know why I picked that title, but it seemed somewhat fitting and reasonably poetic. I’m going to share with you all a simple joy today, little more than filler, but something that always moves me in different directions.

As many of you know, I’m a guy with very eclectic tastes and rather dubious interests at times, one of the things I enjoy from time to time is to see things done differently than expected, to see what things would be like from a different view.

I also like rock music, pop music, classical music. I’ve greatly enjoyed hearing String Quartet versions of some of the greatest bands and some modern masterpieces, playing out in tasteful styles befitting a grand concert hall.

I like girls too.

Scala & Kolacny Brothers is a Belgian girls’ choir formed in 1996, conducted by Stijn Kolacny and accompanied by Steven Kolacny on the piano, who are most well known for their cover versions of popular songs, including a lot of songs you wouldn’t normally equate to an all-girls choir. Some of the choices are specifically picked to play on this with tongue-in-cheek indifference.

The first time I heard Scala, and in fact heard of Scala, was by randomly finding a link to this song:

There is something wonderfully decadent, and yet at the same time sweet and pure, about hearing that song performed by a choral group. I’ve currently got all but one of the UK released albums, including the albums holding original works, but I will always adore hearing those songs I know and love being sung so differently.

I think the phrase ‘haunting’ could apply to this one, and in fact, if I’m ever recorded having a nervous breakdown in front of a mirror, I want it slowed down – including where I shatter the glass with my fists – and have this played over it as it’s uploaded to YouTube:

From haunting to slightly creepy, and I dare you to listen to this after dark with lights out.

And, a brilliant version of Kaiser Chiefs:

So, some dedications, firstly for Sarah who probably will not actually see this, but who exposed me to Pierce Brosnan singing – and for whom “Does Your Mother Know” is an anthem:

For Deej:

And, for Kristiane over at The Pilver:

I have a habit every time I listen to music to make videos for them in my head, whether comprised of snapshots of scenes or full MTV videos. The first time I ever heard My Chemical Romance’s Black Parade I got almost the full video correct, except a few thematic pieces and the very opening, not that this is that hard to do given the song, but I was rather impressed with the level of detail that I got accurate. Other times I’ll redo videos in my head, sometimes thinking of how to make home movies featuring friends or family, telling little stories or comprising of fun moments. A lot of songs lend themselves to home movies with friends, especially those feel good, fast paced summery songs.

Sometimes my mental images go way off the mark, sometimes they venture in to the realms of “What the hell are you thinking?” Recently a couple of songs have been recreated in my head to take on a slightly more sinister bent. On this I blame factors such as the month of June, desire to cosplay escaped psychiatric patients, the want to act and film, general feelings of despondency and a lot of desperation from various situations. I guess best summed up, the Long Fox decided to come yapping at my door.

You see, a couple of particular songs on my MP3 player have given me darker video ideas in enough detail to actually be able to storyboard, but as you all know I lack a few artistic tools: the ability to draw to my liking; insufficient quantity of models for photography; insufficient quantity of actors for filming. Instead I am left to write out my storyboards in the barest of details.

But, from this I thought we could gain some entertainment and I might even be able to offer some level of reward to people who can see the method to my supposed madness. I am going to give you one of these storyboards, with very little information about the actual song and then I want to see who, if any, will be the first to successfully guess what the song is. This won’t be fun, I assure you, because there isn’t that many hints beyond the first few lines.

What will the prize be? I happen to know, you don’t. This is the way things work. Don’t expect too much, I’d hate to disappoint another person.
How do I enter? Simply leave a comment with the song and the artist/band. First person correct wins. If you want, tell me why you think you are right too.
When should I enter by? Hm, let’s say the 25th of the month. We all know the 25th, right?
Anything else? Yeah, I’m posting this in my DeviantArt journal too, cos it’s a tad artsy I guess.

The characters:

Her (or ‘she’) – Young girl, aged early twenties. Old enough to drink, maybe even legally. Attractive, but modestly so. Her clothes are a short white blouse tied at midriff and plaid skirt, schoolgirl-ish, and a cowboy hat and purse, both discarded to one side.
Him (or ‘he’) – Never really seen fully, only parts ever fully illuminated. His hair is medium to long, scraggly but not totally unkempt.

The locations:

The bar – Dingy and empty, not quite a dive but nowhere near a good night out. Round wooden tables and wooden chairs, all vacant. Only cushions are in the booths. A raised dais forms a stage, illuminated by a few soft red lights, a pole stands centre stage and small steps lead up from the floor on either side of the stage.
The parking lot – Outside the bar. Dark almost smoky night, neon and street lights are a blur.

The storyboard:

(Instrumental opening between 00:00-00:22) Over shoulder, he taps his fingers on the table top, next to a glass with ice and mere trace of alcohol.

Pans up over shoulder, shows young lady on stage, her body infront of metal pole, her hands behind her. The bar seems empty except for these two.
Over his shoulder, her head tilted back, hair falling back and her body pulled taut
He stands, camera still on her as she moves before the pole and back of his jacket sleeve
He passes by the camera, almost blocking her as she snakes on the pole, all hips, shoulders and hair.

Camera follows beside him, rotating around her on stage as she bends her knees, head swaying
He mounts stage, camera to his side now shows her hands tied behind her and the pole
He circles behind her as her knees bend further, his hand on the pole
On the other side of the pole, he bends slightly to her ear as she tilts head forward
Semi-close-up, both faces in profile as his lips come near her ear

His head tilted, lips close to ear
A knife, shining runs by her ear
Follow the knife to her cheek
To profiles, he holds knife away
He moves away, apparently to lower to his knees

Over shoulder as he opens purse and looks at a photo of girl with older women
Pan slightly to drivers license, thumb stroking address
Flips photo to show another with girl amongst other young people
Camera underneath, he looks up at her, she has sunk lower on pole

He turns, rising slightly towards her face, hand approaching
His fingers and thumb push the corners of her mouth up as she cries

Close up lips to stretched lips, space between them
Close up, his lips near her nose
Close up, his lips against her forehead, tears streaming from her eyes

(Instrumental between 02:44-03:21) Blurry darkness

Her face, hair matted to her skin, mascara smeared
Pull back to show her in the trunk of the car, he stands with one hand on trunk lid and another on a cowboy hat
As she lays there, bound, he looks to blurred city lights around him
He throws the hat onto her face

He looks down at her one last time
He strokes her face gently
The trunk lid slams down hard
His hand traces over the trunk lid, up the roof of the car as he passes
He gets in to the car

The car draws off into the neon blur, getting further in to distance as music fades

So, before our fanboy knocks out Calendar, takes her back to his grotto and while comatosed tries to find out just whether they do smell bad on the inside, I thought that it would be prudent to feature some of that very inspiring work of such a talented, deep and creative individual.

What? No, not De Burgh. I mean sure we’ve all crooned to those lyrics once in our life, but then we’ve all had temptations of whether there’s anywhere we can surreptisiously pee to when we’re not sure where the nearest conveniences are and have considered a hosts prized, and sensitive, begonias. None of us are proud of us, but there’s just something about it that compells the thoughts, and makes it hard to resist.

No! Not De Burgh, not the irish balladman whose very words manage to ensure that any lady in a pure white wedding dress becomes that lady in red – as their new husband playfully slits open a vein.

This man:

Long live the Bill.

The trope itself tends to play on the feeling of uncomfortableness when something is not as we would assume. The natural assumption towards children, especially girls, is usually towards an acceptance of implied innocence, tending to see them as things which are delicate and must therefore be protected. Children tend to be perceived within set patterns of behaviour and are expected to react to situations in ways we understand. 

Taking a child and placing them in control, especially taking control from an adult and removing any form of authority, is therefore unnerving. 

There is, as it happens, a lot of variety in the world of Creepy Little Children and categorising them can be quite difficult. 

For one thing, age tends to be subjective on gender: Creepy Little Girls tend to be creepier the younger they appear and stay solidly creepy until their mid-teens, whereas the typical Creepy Little Boy tends to have only be creepy in pre-teen years and then resumes semi-creepy behaviour in their late teens, whereupon they are less creepily and more brutally sadistic. 

My theory on this is that it either leans towards the voice breaking of boys not seeming creepy when compared to the continued song of a girl, or the tendency for boys to spotty, hairy little Herbert’s during the teen years. 

The main aspect of age seems to be that as long as they are portrayed and seem reasonably to be young, then they are children. In truth, the ‘child’ may actually be several thousand years old in a child’s body, but because of its outward appearance, it would still seem to be a child. Where childhood ends is 

Another aspect is what defines "creepy", as this is inherently a loaded term. In my view, creepy does not always require the child in question to be evil, villainous or even slighty naughty, although this does help their case. "Creepiness" should be at times subtle, whereupon before learning why some child is a major force of evil power, the audience should feel unsettled by their actions. For example, the children in Village of the Damned are more unsettling because they can be compared against other children in their surroundings, and their appearance, mannerisms and speech identify them as being ‘different’.

There are several common traits for Creepy Little Children that are used in their character, usually consisting of a selection from:

• Speech Anomalies. Character may speak in a manner different to their surroundings and family, may never speak or may use a sing-song voice from time to time.
• Dialogue Delivery. Character may deliver lines in a manner that would not be expected for the context, for example a joyful death-threat or emotionless delivery.
• Creepy Lines. Character may have a few lines that combine with Delivery or Anomalies to increase creepiness rating, for example: "They’re here", "Leave. Us. Alone", "Are you my mummy?"
• Sings Nursery Rhymes. Primarily used in movies and television where a young girl or group of girls will sing a nursery rhyme slowly and in a minor key. The usual song is "One, Two, Buckle my shoe", however any song can have the same effect. The cartoon "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" played a humorous take on this, with the chanting of "Daydream Believer" by The Monkees by a group of boys as the means to summon a snake-demon.
• Enjoys Skipping. Characters that partake in activities that would be perceived as childhood innocence tend  to be using it to cover for something, usually as a play on confirming innocence.
• Appears Helpless. Characters may appear helpless or as surviving victims in a deadly environment, making people sympathise and want to ‘protect’ them without first asking how they survived so long.
• Inappropriate Reactions. Similar to Dialogue Delivery, when confronted with a situation there reaction may appear out of character for what might normally be expected. Reacts to the suffering of others with indifference or glee, or takes a fascination-based interest when bad things happen.
• Styled Hair. Typically, and for some reason likely linked to youth, Western movies tend to give the creepy child fair or blonde hair, with either a page boy/bowl cut or short hair cut (though rarely a crew cut), whereas creepy little girls will normally have shoulder length hair, usually held neatly behind the head or framing the head (only to become wavy and oily during freaky scenes). Whereas Eastern films usually see the girls sporting long dark hair that appears straggly and obscures the face.
• Dress sense. Mostly neat and conservative, and for greater effect school uniform. Sometimes period clothes are worn.
• Psychic or supernatural powers. Sometimes the revelations of these powers are left until mid-way or late in to the story and may take several forms, including telepathy, mind control, telekinesis and additional senses. These powers usually manifest with some physical reaction on the child’s part, from glowing eyes to expressionless features. The source of the power can also range greatly, including demonic possession, alien origin, a twist of biology or random freakiness.
• Murder or Torture. Whether directly or indirectly, the character will lead to the death of someone else, usually to the child’s delight. Some characters may use mental powers, while others are simply sadistic knife-wielding psychopaths. Sometimes their actions are implied, rather than shown. 
• Religious. Lets just face it, if they’ve been bought up to mention anything religious or with ‘strong religious morals’ there is a very good chance that they are going to turn psychotic at some point in their life. If they actually start being zealous themselves, then there is usually something much worse out there and that’s what they love.
• Highly Logical. Character knows much more than expected for a child that age, and will often display that knowledge in ways that may seem unempathic.

Quite often, to instill suspense, there is usually a risk to another innocent from the Creepy Little Child, which itself amplifies the creepiness factor. For example, in The Exorcist, Regan MacNiel is a Creepy Little Girl possessed by the Devil, however there is also the risk to the innocent Regan who is a victim of the possession; in Silent Hill, a missing young girl is at risk in the town controlled by a Creepy Little Girl; in Elfen Lied, a split personality separates the psychic killer from the pure and innocent. 

A few examples of Creepy Little Children:

Regan MacNiel from The Exorcist

12 year old Regan has all the problems of what could by considered a typical young girl. Her mother is famous and a work-a-holic, her parents are getting divorced, she has poor bladder control and a case of Tourettes, and she very much enjoys crucifixes. See parents, this is why letting kids play with toys from the basement is a bad idea. 

Compelling viewing: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ewu1laA2nmI 

The Children from The Children

Never seen it, but I really want to based entirely on how awful it looks. The kids are creepy even before they become zombies. It’s being distributed by Troma, that should give you an idea of the kwality of the product.

The movie is about five children in a small town who, thanks to a yellow toxic cloud, end up being turned into bloodless zombies with black fingernails who microwave every living thing they put their hands on. The surviving adults of the town have to try to put a stop to them. The film is rated R for language, nudity, drug use, and gory violence.

Trailer: http://youtube.com/watch?v=UFhzyxs66vo  

Charlie from Firestarter

Charlene “Charlie” McGee is a young girl who possesses many potential psychic abilities, most notably pyrokinesis; the ability to create fire with her mind. She was born with her abilities due to her parents participating in a mysterious government-funded experiment during college. Both parents had been injected amounts of a drug known as Lot Six, which, among other things, had been proven to alter the subject’s chromosomes and pituitary gland. As a major effect of the Lot Six, her father developed telepathic hypnosis and her mother developed extremely minor telekinesis.

TV Spot: http://youtube.com/watch?v=9CuvL64JT_8  

Carrie White from, well, Carrie

We all knew someone like Carrie at school. Socially inept, fashion sense not extending past burlap sacks, hair looking like it never saw conditioner in its life and a family life that you always suspected was filled with either freaky-Jeebus or the bottle. Of course, when you give her a pigs blood shampoo, she’s ungrateful and will try to massacre the whole bloody lot of you.

2002: http://youtube.com/watch?v=O60xLw64ufU  
1976: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y_K_qCIJeoQ 

The Singing Kids in Nightmare on Elm Street 

There is something about sing-song voices in horror and the perversion of innocence that makes things that much more scary. When I first saw Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors when I was little, before they even got to Freddy, I can remember being freaked out by this singing of “One, Two, Buckle My Shoe”.

Now, I can’t guarantee a good video, because even after all these years Freddy freaks me the fuck out and the thought that some bastard might pop a ‘screamer’ at the end of the video fills me with a child-like dread.

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOf1AsaJWXY 

The Twins AND Daniel Torrance from The Shining

Ok, the twins were freaky, there is no doubt about that, and they should get a bonus point for being two creepy girls, but let’s be honest and admit that when little Danny started talking out of his finger with that affected voice, he was unnerving too.

The Hallway Scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmn6FRgYwBQ 

Carol Anne from Poltergeist

Ok, this one had to be here. It’s unnerving because she actually is innocent, there is very little to be disturbed by her and much more by what affects her, however her awareness and acceptance of the supernatural is worrisome and very few things are as memorable as the line “They’re here”.

Where are they: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsjf1AsxgDA 

The Midwich Cuckoos in Village of the Damned

The 1960s movie version of the book by John Wyndham deserves to be recognised as a classic and as the inspiration for many later stories and pop culture references. Aryan telepathic children who speak in clear cut English. Children who stare with glowing white eyes that can penetrate the strongest of minds and drive people to take their life.

1960s: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MBresWP9MY 

Unfortunately, the John Carpenter remake seemed a lot less sinister. Partially I blame the Americanisation, in that without the ability to show a contrast between regular children and the Cuckoos, you don’t get the unnerving factor throughout the movie. Also, without the accent it just doesn’t seem threatening.

Remake: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WzcW9haPto 

Angela Baker from Sleepaway Camp

Ok, this is one of those really messed up ones that, quite frankly, I don’t blame the child for being totally psychotic and freaky. 

Angela and her cousin, Ricky, are sent to summer camp one summer. She was living with Ricky and her Aunt Martha, after her father and brother, Peter, were killed in a boating accident. Angela gets bullied at the camp by campers and counselors (because, if there is anything to be established from horror movies it’s that at least one child will be bullied by absolutely everyone) and begins to go a little bit (more) fruitloop. Oh, yeah, spoiler time, Angela is actually Peter. The real Angela died in the accident. Aunt Martha wanted a girl and chose to raise Peter as his dead sister. Because that won’t affect your mental state.

Trailer: http://youtube.com/watch?v=zM5CjOy2sJk  
Robot Chicken version of the end: http://youtube.com/watch?v=igEGxsiPWTo  

Sadako/Samara in The Ring

Ok, really we have to hold the Americanisation of the Ring series responsible for most of the more recent saturation of creepy children in movies. That isn’t to say it is solely at fault for the influx, as has been shown already there have always been plenty of creepy children, but The Ring was a success and many other people have tried to take a piece of the action. 

As for the girl herself, well we’ll use Samara. Psychic girl, thrown down a well and curses video tapes to let her kill people. See, this is what would have happened to little Timmy if Lassie hadn’t got help all those times he fell down the well.

I’ve fallen and I can’t get up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw70E71G8Z8 

Toshio Saeki from Ju-on/The Grudge

Another part of very good Japanese movies being passed in to Western audiences with a, some may argue ‘questionable’, remake by Hollywood. In the Ju-on films, Toshio is six years old at the time of his death, in The Grudge, he was either seven or eight years old. He and his mother were murdered and so a curse rests on their household, which they remain as ghosts to fulfill.

Japanese vs American: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ5cdyWHjwU  

Damien in The Omen

Oh, come on. He’s the fecking anti-Christ. It’s in Revealations, people!

The kids in Children of the Corn

Horror-story religious folk are always scary, because they tend to have some twisted view on the religion that they worship. Children, as I hope we have established here, have an ability to be creepy. Now, if you combine creepy children with zealous religious belief – including the need for sacrificing people – and the knowledge that something unseen exists in a cornfield. 


Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzU0eya6vyk 

The ghouls of The Brood

Ok, not so much children as child-size, they are still freaky little ankle-biters.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCOCcwnZocM 

Young Michael Myers from Halloween

Perhaps one of the more unnerving traits of Michael Myers is that, even as a child, he has an emotional detachment and eerie silence during and after his hunts. The very fact that not only does he show no remorse, but he shows no reaction at all. The 2007 portrayal, though ‘interesting’ did show a rather freaky side with the leg stroking.

1978: http://youtube.com/watch?v=EHz7vlk9zYs 
2007: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7FG2DVgL7cA 

GoGo Yubari from Kill Bill Vol.1

This one I deeply pondered about the inclusion of, as GoGo isn’t that creepy as much as a psychotic dervish, and she isn’t exactly that young to fit in to the ‘child’ category. However, I decided that I like her too much to care on creepiness and that as she is noted as 17, that works just dandy. 

Basically, she’s psychotic, she’s wearing a schoolgirl outfit, she’s on any damn list she wants to be.

Fight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2azHdicqEiI 

The Winner from Battle Royale‘s opening

Battle Royale features entire classes being taken to kill one another. They are slightly more child-like, and for the most part slightly less psychotic (more desperate to survive). For the most part they aren’t really that creepy, with one exception. 

In the opening minutes we see a young girl, the winner of the last Battle Royale, as she is driven in a jeep by the army, covered in blood, smiling and clutching a ragdoll. Sure, she has no psychic head-exploding powers, no demonic possession, but she’s just become the sole survivor of a massacre she participated in, and is smiling with a freaking ragdoll in her hands, you just know some serious shit has gone down.

Watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNLH-QXggX0 

River Tam in Firefly/Serenity

River was born highly intelligent and throughout her childhood only seemed to increase her genius, to the point of feeling slowed down by the education system, and her love of ballet dancing. Her parents enrolled her in to a facility called The Academy, expecting it to meet her educational needs. While at The Academy, she was subjected to tests and operations which would leave her a graceful killer. River has also displayed psychic abilities, akin to mind reading and knowledge assimilation, being able to instinctively know details about a person.

The River Tam Sessions: http://youtube.com/watch?v=g6n1PMZ-TBs
River and the Bible: http://youtube.com/watch?v=xNhzjzH5XBE
River in a Fight: http://youtube.com/watch?v=R4UG4VJhiqU 

Claudia in Interview with the Vampire

When Louis, a vampire, feeds off a plague-ridden young girl one night – whom he finds next to the corpse of her mother – his companion and sire, Lestat, then turns her into a vampire “daughter” for them, naming her Claudia. 

She takes to killing easily, but once she begins to realise that as a vampire she can never grow up to become a woman, she begins to hate Lestat. Throughout her time with Louis, her mind and personality matures, but to her displeasure her body remains that of a five-year-old girl. 

Watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0ygvYjLwio 

Chloe Webber in the Doctor Who episode “Fear Her”

A girl, befriended by a lonely alien, who can trap people in her crayon drawn pictures. She hides out in her darkened bedroom all day, occasionally casting a shadow in the window and singing the Kookaburra nursery rhyme. Ok, so the episode itself isn’t actually scary, but isolating the singing and strange events can be quite disturbing. 

Watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4SDk3PyXJ0 

Blonde Haired Girl in the Doctor Who serial "Remembrance of the Daleks"

The young girl is allied, via brainwashing, to a faction of Daleks searching for the Hand of Omega on Earth in the 1960s. The girl has a very striking presence throughout, even intimidatory in some scenes, but again it is the singing and skipping that is perhaps the most unnerving, especially as it is a corruption of a nursery rhyme, once again it is “One, Two, Buckle my Shoe”.


Watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxya3KShvhY

Jamie in the Doctor Who episodes “The Empty Child” and “The Doctor Dances”

A boy in a gas mask, wandering the streets looking for his mummy, calling out for her. A sad sight perhaps, unless you are in a Doctor Who episode and the boy in question possesses the power to communicate through unplugged phones and vinyl records, who can mutate a person in to an empty version like him and who will speak ever so gently while only asking “Are you my mummy?”

Watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC-9N3InL2U 

Anthony Freemont in The Twilight Zone‘s episode “It’s A Good Life”

Think happy thoughts, smile and never, ever sing or else find yourself sent to the cornfield. Anthony has amazing psychic power, in that he’s trapped the entire rural town he lives in into a seemingly idyllic community of his design, anyone who doesn’t fit into this perfect design is punished with his reality warping power and, if they’ve been very bad, sent to the cornfield where they will never return. 

Twilight Zone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfGWvexg90w 

Eve(s) from X-Files episode “Eve”

Super-intelligent, murderous clone children who are able to plot a murder conspiracy without even meeting one another. They are expects on playing with emotions and deception. 

Kenny is around 830 years old, but is trapped as an immortal in a 10 year old body after dying in England in 1182. He was found by the female immortal, Amanda, who took him as her pupil. Since then he survived by using his childish look to con other Immortals, who would try to protect him, and then he would take their heads to perform the Quickening.

Children in Silent Hill (movie and games)

Seriously, children in Silent Hill should just be counted as scary by default whether you are talking about groups of children – Mumblers/Grey Children – or individual demon children like Alessa. There is very rarely a child in the town of Silent Hill who isn’t a little bit screwed up.

Silent Hill (movie): http://youtube.com/watch?v=waRFhPSFvfQ 
Silent Hill (movie): http://youtube.com/watch?v=W1s40H9Qn3U 
Silent Hill (game): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGIqi8MA-H0 

Little Sisters from Bioshock (game)

Someone get me an Xbox 360, k?

Little Sisters are young human girls with the appearance of a disheveled girl with glowing eyes. They are actually normal human girls but with a species of sea slug implanted in their stomachs. They have the special ability to be immortal due to the sea slug in their stomachs regenerating any dead cells in their bodies combined with children’s cells dividing faster, and girls developing faster than boys. They are also protected by Big Daddies, mutated human behemoths wearing diving suits. 

Introduction: http://youtube.com/watch?v=fTK9PjaHLT4  

Alma Wade in F.E.A.R (game)

An 8 year old girl vs. a super-soldier special ops team. Oh, you know some serious shit is going to go down. She appears as a little girl in a red dress with a blank face almost completely obscured by long black hair. She’s also very psychic.

Sightings of Alma: http://youtube.com/watch?v=I4NmNwKaHj8  

The Red Queen was the artificial intelligence system that governed the Umbrella laboratories inside The Hive. When the T-Virus outbreak occured she kicked in her containment protocols and became a homicidal bitch. She was modeled after the programmers daughter, has a holographic representation and affects the voice of a little girl as well as lapsing in to some, seemingly mocking, phrases (“I’ve been a bad, bad girl.”)

Red Queen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXG-MS-L3a0 
Red Queen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dvh9YReYpE

The schoolchildren in Resident Evil: Apocalypse are encountered while the survivors are trying to find a young girl, Angela, in a school in Raccoon City. Unfortunately, someone didn’t tell Terri that the lunchtime bell had rung.

Schoolgirls and boys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKD8cVljdkw

Alice from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

Though originally rather a fanciful, light-hearted story with a young girl in an exciting twisted world, there have been many re-interpretations of the story of Alice in Wonderland that has taken the events and the characters, including Alice herself, in to the darker realms of imagination. 

Probably the most unhinged version of Alice comes from the game American McGee’s Alice, where she is condemned to an insane asylum for treatment, until she is summoned back to a very macabre version of Wonderland.

Trailer: http://youtube.com/watch?v=lG_-3T1Tljw  

The Diclonius from Elfen Lied

Diclonius are very similar to humans, however they posess two cat-ear like “horns” on the side of their head, which are said to relate to their telekinetic powers. Their powers involve the usage of invisible arms, known as “vectors”, which the dicolnius can use with great skill and manipulation, such as to dodge bullets and manipulate the movement of objects. 

In Action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edjq8op7kmw 

The Boys from Bonnie Tyler‘s music video of “Total Eclipse of the Heart”

Ok, the song is a classic rock ballad and it’s a karaoke night must hear, and I absolutely love the video. It’s very easy to mock, but it’s also very easy for some people to be disturbed by it. 

You’ve got school uniformed boys with mopped hair and white glowing eyes, a young boy with a dove and lots of eye-shadow, tuxedo boys, angels…the school is freaky, but in a cool way.

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55nTwg5NIPM 

The Boys from Lord of the Flies

Well, boys will be boys. When you put them on an island without grown up supervision what do you think will happen? Of course, the whole putting on warpaint and psyching themselves up to go on a massive hunt was probably asking for trouble.

1963: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ET1oZD1oD2w 
1990: http://youtube.com/watch?v=vTWHLVBievg 

Ralphie and Danny Glick from Salem’s Lot (TV mini-series)

A very iconic character that has been seen in quite a few references in TV shows over the years. Ralphie Glick was a young boy turned in to a vampire during the early stages of an infestation in the town of Jerusalem’s Lot. The scene that has captured the most attention has been the scene where Ralphie visits his brothers window, floating and scratching at the panes. Later Danny goes on a late night visit to see young Mark Petrie, who fares better than Danny did.

Ralphie and Danny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK6yjAAFkp4 
Danny and Mark: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXL19IPjwR0

Reiko Mouryou, her family and her friends  from Contemplating Reiko (webcomic)

I couldn’t leave Reiko out, as she is such a delightfully creepy young demon-girl. As the creator, Vincent Grisanti, describes her: Reiko is a perfectly normal red-eyed, pointy-eared, sadistic little demon girl. She spends most of her time in the first grade and hanging out with her enormous pet crocodile Lucy (short for Lucifer). Reiko is friends with a headless boy and conjoined twins, and her sisters have a wide range of interests (though mostly involving the delivery of gruesome death to other people). 

The comic strips are single panel and manage to show a very twisted and deep story about a very creepy little girl that makes it addictive reading. Furthermore, and with great effect, the webcomic also comes with flash cartoons from time to time, which give a voice to Reiko that fits the character perfectly.

I have to confess, Reiko is one of the webcomics I would most like to buy merchandise about. 

Hopscotch cartoon: http://www.taintedink.com/reikoflash7.htm 
"Heads or Tails" comic: http://www.taintedink.com/reikogallery171.htm 
"Fingerpainting" comic: http://www.taintedink.com/reikogallery102.htm

Test Card Girl from the BBC Test Card F and Life On Mars

Test Card F was created by the BBC as one of its line up of test cards for calibrating television distribution and receiving television signals and to troubleshoot any problems with alignment and colours. Test Card F was the first to be transmitted in colour in the UK and the first to feature a person. The central image on the test card was a young girl playing noughts and crosses on a chalk blackboard with a clown doll (Bubbles the Clown).

Part of the cult status of the test card was down to its affect on people, with some viewers feeling disturbed by the picture and the players. This has been used to great extent in the BBC series Life On Mars where the Test Card Girl appears as a rather creepy spiritual guide. 

One of the best parts of the portrayal is that the Test Card Girl speaks with the Received Pronunciation, which as well as being sinister is also extremely fitting as the Beeb at the time would have all been expected to use it.

Original Test Card: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3-euNTw0RM 
Life on Mars: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS6UI3HG3zo

Of course, the list could go on for ages. I actually left out a few on purpose because they were fairly close to other subjects and I’m not sure on creepiness factor, but I’m open to thoughts on the subject.

Things I know I’ve left out and may come back to at some point:

• Haley Joel Osment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o7K2f3-5b4 (Sixth Sense), http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqS83f-NUww (AI)
• Dakota Fanning, generally can do creepy without trying but moreso in Taken and Hide and Seek: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ8K4_RrbJo (Hide and Seek)
• Lenore (comic)
• Emily Strange (stuff)
• Dorothy Gale from Wizard of Oz
• Wednesday and Pugsley Addams: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyyiQujh1yk (TV series), http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsX72BqBjlg (Addams Family Values)
• Multiple children from X-Files (Calusari, Revelations), Buffy (Hansel and Gretel in Gingerbread, The Annointed One in many) and Angel
• Emily Dinsmore (Accelerate, Forsaken) from Smallville
• Ace of the Royal Flush Gang in Justice League. She can create illusions and cause insanity in others, either directly or across electronic media : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y5LFijHd6A
• Jinpei/Keyop/Peewee from the Gatchaman and derivatives, and more so from the more recent Top Cow Battle of the Planets where they show Keyop going completely savage and covered in blood.
• The child who does the voice-over of the Hatchet trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vlgsiix43KU (Thank you, Frakkyfire)

Ah, choirs. Groups of saintly pressed youths raising their angelic voices to the heavens and filling the soul, about as classical as you can get, and about as innocent as a Band Camp.

Oh, bad example…Or maybe not, when you get sixty Belgian teenage girls’ sweetly innocent voices performing the Divinyls’ “I Touch Myself“.

The Scala Choir give such a great version, it’s pure aural addiction with that hint of high class respectability.

Their CD, Dream On, looks amazing with their multiple cover versions.

• CD - “The Lot”, Madness, £21.99
• CD - “The Business”, Madness, £16.99
• CD - “The Dangermen Sessions, volume one”, Madness, £8.99

Pretty much every track for under £50, considering the individual albums would have hit £80 easily I’m happy.

The Dangermen Sessions is pretty much a cover album, but it’s got such a great range on it and given ‘that nutty sound’ it should be quite good. The tracks include:

1. John Jones
2. You Keep Me Hanging On
3. So Much Trouble In The World
4. Dangerman AKA High Wire
5. Girl Why Don’t You?
6. You’ll Lose A Good Thing
7. Taller Than You Are
8. Shame & Scandal
9. Israelites
10. Lola
11. Rain
12. I’m Ready For Love
13. I Chase The Devil AKA Ironshirt

The Lot is so accurately named collecting their six albums (77 tracks) and 24 music videos. Unfortunately, it misses live performances from Madstock, but the listing is insane enough as it is :
Disc: 1

1. One step beyond (interactive video)
2. My girl (interactive video)
3. Night boat to Cairo (interactive video)
4. Believe me
5. Land of hope and glory
6. The prince (interactive video)
7. Tarzan’s nuts
8. In the middle of the night
9. Bed and breakfast man
10. Razor blade alley
11. Swan lake
12. Rockin’ in A flat
13. Mummy’s boy
14. Chipmunks are go

Disc: 2

1. Baggy trousers (interactive video)
2. Embarrasment (interactive video)
3. Ernie
4. Close escape
5. Not home today
6. On the beat Pete
7. Solid gone
8. Take it or leave it
9. Shadow of fear
10. Disappear
11. Overdone
12. In the rain
13. You said
14. Return of the Los Palmas 7 (interactive video)
15. Bed and breakfast man (interactive video only)

Disc: 3

1. Cardiac arrest (interactive video)
2. Shut up (interactive video)
3. Sign of the times
4. Missing you
5. Mrs Hutchinson
6. Tomorrow dream
7. Grey day (interactive video)
8. Pac a mac
9. Promises promises
10. Benny bullfrog
11. When dawn arrives
12. Opium eaters
13. Day on the town
14. It must be love (interactive video only)

Disc: 4

1. Rise and fall (interactive video)
2. Tomorrow’s just another day
3. Blue skinned beast
4. Primrose Hill
5. Mr speaker gets the word
6. Sunday morning
7. Our house (interactive video)
8. Tiptoes
9. New Delhi
10. That face
11. Calling cards
12. Are you coming (with me)
13. Madness (it’s all in the mind)
14. Driving in my car (interactive video only)
15. House of fun (interactive video only)

Disc: 5

1. Keep movin’
2. Michael Caine (interactive video)
3. Turning blue
4. One better day (interactive video)
5. March of the Gherkins
6. Waltz into mischief
7. Brand new beat
8. Victoria gardens
9. Samantha
10. Time for tea
11. Prospects
12. Give me a reason
13. The sun and the rain (interactive video only)
14. Wings of a dove (interactive video only)

Disc: 6

1. I’ll compete
2. Yesterday’s men (interactive video)
3. Uncle Sam (interactive video)
4. White heat
5. Mad not mad
6. Sweetest girl (interactive video)
7. Burning the boats
8. Tears you can’t hide
9. Time
10. Coldest day
11. (Waiting for the)Ghost train (interactive video only)

And, The business is their most popular tracks which were released as one-off singles and not parts of albums (how is that for a gimmick), the collection is 69 tracks long and includes :

1. Prince
2. Madness
3. One step beyond
4. Mistakes
5. Nutty theme
6. My girl
7. Stepping into line
8. In the rain
9. Night boat to Cairo
10. Deceives the eye
11. Young and the old
12. Don’t quote me on that
13. Baggy trousers
14. Business
15. Embarrassment
16. Crying shame
17. Return of the Los Palmas 7
18. That’s the way you do it (aka odd jobman)
19. My girl (1) (Demo version)
20. Swan lake
21. Grey day
22. Memories
23. Shut up
24. Town wih no name
25. Never ask twice (aka airplane)
26. It must be love
27. Shadow on the house
28. Cardiac arrest
29. In the city
30. House of fun
31. Don’t look back
32. Driving in my car
33. Terry Wogan jingle
34. Animal farm
35. Riding on my bike
36. Walking with MrWheeze
37. Our house (Stretch mix)
38. Tomorrow’s just another day
39. Madness (2)
40. Wings of a dove
41. Behind the eight ball
42. One’s second thoughtlessness
43. Sun and the rain
44. Fireball XL5
45. Visit to Dracstein castle
46. Michael Caine
47. If you think there’s something
48. One better day
49. Guns
50. Victoria gardens
51. Sarah
52. Yesterday’s men
53. All I knew
54. It must be love (1) (Live)
55. Uncle Sam
56. David Hamilton jingle
57. Inanity over Christmas
58. Please don’t go
59. Sweetest girl
60. Jennie
61. Tears you can’t hide
62. Call me
63. Waiting for the ghost train
64. One step beyond (1) (Italian version)
65. Maybe in another life
66. Seven year scratch
67. Release me
68. Carols on 45
69. National anthem

Seriously, if you haven’t heard Madness, you need to…dammit!

The very premise is a bit shady in that in the guise of a school teacher Bonnie Tyler has fantasies about young men dressed up in school uniforms (well, mostly), leather, he-man outfits and demonic choral groups, as well as featuring a pre-teen Transvestite Angel, and she’s singing about a love that has passed, the only flaw is that the end looks more like an introduction so the video could be her nerves showing. Unless the end is a congratulations to the most dedicated Biology teacher the school had ever seen.

The main theme is glowing, white eyes, which is a freaky thing that sticks in the head, though most of the rest of the video is pretty memorable. The freakiest thing is seeing the “normal” students, a young rat-faced kid and a guy who was much improved by glowing eyes.

Total Eclipse of the Heart(Written by Jim Steinman)(Turnaround) Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round
(Turnaround) Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
(Turnaround) Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by
(Turnaround) Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
(Turnaround bright eyes) Every now and then I fall apart
(Turnaround bright eyes) Every now and then I fall apart

(Turnaround) Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild
(Turnaround) Every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I’m lying like a child in your arms
(Turnaround) Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I know I’ve got to get out and cry
(Turnaround) Every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes
(Turnaround bright eyes) Every now and then I fall apart
(Turnaround bright eyes) Every now and then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you only hold me tight
We’ll be holding on forever
And we’ll only be making it right
Cause we’ll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don’t know what to do and I’m always in the dark
We’re living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever’s gonna start tonight
Forever’s gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I’m only falling apart
There’s nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there’s only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

(Turnaround bright eyes)
(Turnaround bright eyes)
(Turnaround) Every now and then I know you’ll never be the boy you always wanted to be
(Turnaround) Every now then I know you’ll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am
(Turnaround) Every now and then I know there’s no one in the universe as magical and wonderous as you
(Turnaround) Every now and then I know there’s nothing any better and there’s nothing that I just wouldn’t do
(Turnaround bright eyes) Every now and then I fall apart
(Turnaround bright eyes) Every now and then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you’ll only hold me tight
We’ll be holding on forever
And we’ll only be making it right
Cause we’ll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don’t know what to do and I’m always in the dark
We’re living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever’s gonna start tonight
Forever’s gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I’m only falling apart
Nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there’s only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

I’ve decided to add my own captions to a few of these, if you want to join in the please do. I have no idea how quickly this isgonna zap my bandwidth, but I thought I’d share anyway. As soon as I max out, this is gone until I get my DNS running.

	::sighs:: “I can’t believe it’s sunk to this”
	Red drapes are now fitted as standard in the doorway of all Boys-only Private Schools.	“Move your hand from my knee!” “You first!” or “Tightfit, for heaven’s sake, leave Yourprick alone! I don’t care, Yourprick had no business poking into your desk in the first place.”
The budget for school uniforms was so low, one breeze and they were gone.	The Secret Diary of Arch-Angel Gabriel, Aged 11 and three-quarters.	Bonnie Tyler High – All-State Swim Team and Posing Pouch Contest Winners 1979-1986
The budget for school swimming was so low, the pool consisted of a bucket of water and the teams own over-active sweat glands.		The School All-Ninja Dance Troupe perform Swan Lake. 7 members of the PTA were killed on opening night.
	The James Bond Fan-boy convention gets off to a rocking start.
# The Jets are gonna have their way, The Jets are gonna have their day. We’re gonna rock it tonight. Tonight! #	All shook up.	The scene, right as the lighting rig collapsed.
The Half-Naked Football team was the first and last idea listened to from Phys Ed teacher, Mr Jackson…	However, it was kept on if only for the sponsorship from Baby Oil companies and DVD sales	Not many knew of Bonnie Tyler’s siamese twin, during other videos she was hidden behind strategically placed potted plants and window drapes.
FOOD FIGHT!!	See Also : Opening to Bon Jovi – Living On A Prayer or most Queen videos	Choir Boys = Possessed by Evil Spirits!
The onset of puberty as bought on by possession…		…First your voice rises…
	…Then your balls drop!	Irregardless, the goal was disallowed and the Portuguese won.
	Aiming and landing were always a sticky wicket for the boys of the Choral Air Squadron, often leaving them to land just beside the runway.	Emo.
# How do you do I See you met my Faithful handy-man #
	New Huggies XXXL Adult Diapers for manly-men or “BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL…I HAVE THE POWWWER!”	The light at the end of the tunnel was a trap, there was only another dance number waiting ahead.
When Archangels Attack!		Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters
“Mein Fuhrer, the men await your orders!”	Yet more scandalous footage of PrincessDiana surfaces. (Cheap! I am so sorry!)	The elusive and stealthy WedgieMiester approaches for yet another attack.
“And who could forget dear Ratboy?”
“Have you tried Optex or maybe blinking, perhaps it’ll work it’s way out?”	Arrgh!! make it go away, Mommy!!	“Well, I’ve been through the entire male population of this school, where next?”

Me : I’m tempted to do my hair spiky a few days this week…
Me : ::g::
Me : I really want to test new styles
Kristina : go for it!
Kristina : my hair takes so long to do
Kristina : its a pain in the butt
Kristina : only half done atm, i look weird
Kristina : half dragged through a bush, and half groomed
Me : I want a neat, messy style ::g::
Kristina : oh you have to be complicated!
Me : yeppers ::g::
Me : hey yeah…you seen sugababes “caught in the middle video”?
Kristina : yeah
Kristina : the black chick looks awful
Me : now that black girl, Keisha…that sparkly make-up on her face looks like she’s been in a japanese bukkake video
Me : badly aimed pearl necklace ::nods::
Kristina : lol
Me : it’s just awful what young minds can come up with
Kristina : haha
Kristina : here’s a good style that would suit you
Me : it reminds me of their Freak Like Me video, where it has one of the girls with their head in anothers lap…looking knackered ::g::
Kristina : http://www.ukhairdressers.com/style/index2.asp?R1=3318&month1=&pg=1&styl1=Identity-UK
Me : that’s pretty cool
Kristina : it is!
Kristina : i think it would suit you too
Kristina : cos you have that kinda face
Me : ::nods::[Sugababes comes on The Box]Me : ::laughs:: Bukkake on Box ::g::
Kristina : its them.. again
Me : aha…she licked her lips…that confirms it ::nods::
Kristina :
Kristina : i hate the boz
Kristina : box
Me : I was flipping through to find music…they need one tuned to my personality ::g::
Kristina : i have mtv base on now
Kristina : i like alicia keys
Me : ::nods:: I prefer switching channels until I see stuff I like…I alwys catch parts of good stuff
Kristina : i always catch the end of songs
Kristina : pisses me off
Me : y’know, I think I’m one of the only guys in the world who doesn’t drool at the prospect of Kelis’ Milkshake video coming on…
Kristina : eww
Kristina : that song is gross[cut through blather and duration of video]

Kristina : i read a reort that said in 500 years there will be no blonde haired people left due to interracial relationships
Kristina : i dunno if i believe it, but you know.. could be true
Me : I just think the video and song is nothing more than, lets sell a song that guys can pop a nut too and girls can play to grind their ass like some trash ho…::cough::
Kristina : lol
Me : nah…the amount of blonde sluts in Britain will keep that [going]…plus, Swedish nurses
Kristina : lol
Me : I think it’s more likely gingers will be extinct before blondes
Me : I want natural born green and purple haired kids!
Kristina : dream on.. with that fantasy involving swedish nurses
Kristina : lol
Kristina : fucking gingers
Kristina : note.. GING-ERS
Kristina : not gingers.. GING-ERS
Me : think of the NHS…we’ll breed Sweden to produce our nurses…just like the indians are doing our banks’ call centres
Me : every country will have a genetic industry
Kristina : lol
Me : japanese will do global tech support
Kristina : africa will produce more aids
Me : and japanese “hospitality”…geisha girls and all
Me : china will be manual labour, cos they’ve got a lot of people
Kristina : lol
Kristina : yeah
Kristina : the middle east will produce suicide bombers
Me : America will be soldiers and cops, because they are agressive and will blindly follow orders
Me : Iraqis will be doctors, if they have so many bio weapons they should be good with germs
Me : see, everyone has a purpose in my New World Order
Kristina : lol
Kristina : new world order.. damn
Kristina : i got into researching that once
Kristina : freaked me out
Me : oh, Royal family will have a tv station…where you’ll have an Osbournes-style show, and Prince Phillip will have a world renowned chat show
Kristina : like canary wharf is part of that new world order, its covered with the symbols and is owned by the mafia
Kristina : i’m gonna have to go out soon
Kristina : i won’t be back until about 10pm
Kristina : i don’t know if you’ll be here
Kristina : i plan to write in my journal later, ihaven’t written in it in ages
Me : that’s bull…Canary Wharf is actually a religious alter, in the year 2005 there will be a mass suicide ritual conducted at the top…followed by the raping of the only 12 virgin girls between 15 and 16 in Weston s Mare

[More blather]

Kristina : Europe will be a cesspit of immigrants and dole bludgers
Me : well, that’s the present…
Me : I’m thinking future
Kristina : oh right
Kristina : europe will get swallowed by the melting icecaps
Me : I’m not allowing the Dole to continue ::g::
Kristina : thus will be a big lake
Me : oh, and just because people as thick as shit, piss themselves and drink too much doesn’t allow them incapacity benefit ::g::
Kristina : rofl
Me : missing limbs…yes, missing brain cells…no
Me : jury is still out on eunichs
Me : I mean…it’s a limb, I suppose
Me : and it limits the jobs they can perform
Kristina : LOL
Me : y’know…like as an extra in porn vids or mags…
Me : and, they can’t help opulate the world
Me : maybe I’ll make eunichs priests
Me : then you have no sex scandal
Kristina : they should make priests eunichs
Kristina : i mean if it was good enough for the harem police its good enough for priests
Me : I can see the recruitment posters “cut of you balls for jeebus!”
Kristina : ROFL
Me : “The Passion Of The Oh Christ, My Balls, Aaarrrgggh”
Kristina : haha

[Cut due to the personal nature ::sniggers::]

Me : ooh, wear Robs boxers? ::snigger::
Kristina : eww no
Me : come on, that’ll be fun to explain!
Me : complete reversal of all those tv shows
Kristina : lol
Me : “it’s not…it’s not how it looks” “it’s only a comfort thing”
Me : “I need to get in touch with my masculine side…his name is Brian”
Me : it always starts that way…boxers for comfort, soon it’ll be a string vest…then you’ll be sporting a handle bar moustache, a cardigan under a suit jacket and a pair of beige trousers
Me : socks and sandals
Kristina :
Kristina : i’m not a dyke
Me : no no…that’s fine…I’m not going to judge you…
Me : hehe…you’ll start buying the sun for the football and try to get a job on a building site
Me : I tried to get in touch with my femine side once…she’s got a restraining order on me now
Kristina : haha

Well, I managed to make an enemy of most nationalities, Kelis fans, Sugababes supporters and probably female transvestites. Another days job done.

Seriously, I like Sugababes, I have nothing against them (despite my fondest wishes!) and very much enjoy their songs, publicity pictures, videos and live performances.

Such a hardship, having to keep watching the videos for images over and over…

Promo Shot
So. Very. Hot. There’s just something about schoolgirl outfits ::cough::

Promo Shot
Again. So. Very. Hot.

“Freak Like Me” Video
MMmmmmm

“Freak Like Me” Video
MMmmmmm

“Freak Like Me” Video
Awwwww….mmmm….

“In The Middle” Video
Very. Hot. Dances

“In The Middle” Video
See Entry Above