Essential Cybernetic Science Department, DugalCorp Headquarters
FC-D23: I hope you realise, organic, that your usurpment will not be forgotten.
Ryo: What a pity.
FC-D23: You might think that you are tough, but we are made of sturdier stuff.
FS1-D23-U3: Mainly composite materials.
Ryo: Ah-huh.
FC-D23: We are the great builders, the weaponsmiths…whereas you, you are a test pilot…a guinea [...]
Essential Cybernetic Science Department, DugalCorp Headquarters
FC-D23: It just looks a little ‘pedestrian’ to me, where are the high action and heavy artillery features. It’s got nothing remotely threatening.
FS1-D23-U1: Unless you count kung fu grip and spinning blade action.
FC-D23: It’s meant to be a giant robot that will crush spirits and structures, not Action [...]
Essential Cybernetic Science Department, DugalCorp Headquarters
FS1-D23-HUD: So, how are the Arm Alliance doing, boss?
FC-D23: HUD, are you going to continue to insist on creating bad team titles or do you intend to avoid a trip to the trash compactor?
FS1-D23-HUD: You prefer Limb League, right? I knew I should have gone with that!
FC-D23: Rrr. [...]
Essential Cybernetic Science Department, DugalCorp Headquarters
FS1-D23-U3: I mean, what is with this colour scheme, it’s like they don’t trust us to use the right pieces in the right place if they don’t colour them differently.
FC-D23: I wouldn’t trust most of this crew to get the right pieces if I crushed their faceplates [...]
Essential Cybernetic Science Department, DugalCorp Headquarters
Shuuhaijin Yuki: The supreme leader ordered delivery of components for top secret plan and transfer of data and schematics, I am honour bound to follow these orders.
FS1-D23-U2: Because otherwise you must commit sekkupu?
Shuuhaijin Yuki: Worse, bukkake…but also, I get sacked.
FC1-D23: Never mind that, how did you [...]
In August 2006, I referred to a man called William Lyttle, who had been dubbed “The Mole Man” for his, some would say ‘eccentric’ behaviour. If you didn’t see it, it’s here.
Mr Lyttle, at the age of 75, was ordered by the local council to leave his £1m Victorian property, originally two properties that he [...]
Private Chamber, DugalCorp Headquarters
Guise (B): Sparks…vector sigma…cybernetic gods…robotic medics…folded space for mass conversion…
Guise (B): …but no damn instructions! Is it too much to ask for a simple “how to” on building giant war…I mean peace-keeping robots to help me spread my message of World Peace under my tyrannical rule?!
Guise (B): There must be something somewhere [...]
I love Mecha, that’s no secret. I love seeing giant robots and machines in reality, I love to see them in movies and anime, and read about them in books and comics. I still enjoy Transformers and Sentai, and can be talked in to watching Power Rangers fairly easily. The image of Dai-X from Starfleet [...]
Just to prove I’m not dead, I’m going to do some edu-ma-cation on how difficult it may be to take over the world with a starting point in the UK.
Politics is something I have more than a passive interest in, what with being formerly employed in governmental work and planning to rule the world with [...]
As if it weren’t bad enough that on any given day I likely commit at least 5 out of 7 of the original Deadly Sins - some multiple times a day. It seems now that should I implement most of my policies and plans, I’ll be breaking even more.
Thou shalt not commit a genetic experiment
The Roman Catholic [...]
I always loved the Dreadnoks, perhaps more than any other group in GI Joe. I loved their rebellious nature, their lack of restraint towards violence and their improvisation for weaponry and tactics. The Dreadnoks were fighters to the core and were a fearsome rag-tag bunch of bikers who could be depended on to raise havoc.
This post [...]
Before I get started, I wanted to state a minor gripe about the inadequacies of some people when spelling scorpions. I can understand one or two people having the misspelling occur, based on only ever hearing it pronounced by someone with an impediment or alcohol problem, but why must there be those who insist on [...]
Designed to assist people like Mr Littlejohn (Fellow Blogger, Facebooker and X-E Advent-urer) the Tac-B-Boom has been designed by DugalCorp engineers as a miniature arsenal to be used in the battle for garden domination. Each Tac-B-Boom device is no bigger than a single Triple A battery.
And remember DugalCorps motto: We [...]
Being born in 1981, I grew up in what I’d consider one of the Golden Ages for children’s toys. As a child there was always a new fad to get in to and a new idea just emerging to take over from that one. Regrettably, there were two things standing in my way from fully [...]
One of the great technologies that was slotted in to the background of Star Wars in the movies and Expanded Universe was the galaxy-wide communications system, the HoloNet. The HoloNet was a merging of internet communication and television, with the added function of being able to transfer holographic images. This is mainly seen for things [...]
In the 1990s, BBC2 ran a television show that some might remember called Glam Metal Detectives which was a sketch/sitcom style show that contained a sort of channel-hopping theme throughout the show. Amongst the channels was Bloodsports TV which featured yobs taking part in car park fights and ram raiding, with play-by-play commentary.
There are times [...]
In December 2006 I mentioned how I Need An Evil Real Estate Agent…Easy Enough… upon learning about Viganella, a small town in the Alps that has extended periods of darkness and is surrounded by mountains and forests. Unfortunately, this hasn’t become mine, but I still keep my options open, and the news papers are always [...]
I have a plan.
It is a plan for world domination.
It is a good plan.
I call it Plan #4816 or Operation: Tassels of Terror.
The first stage of the plan requires the creation of a widely spread franchise of strip bars throughout the UK, which each also operate as a casino. A certain air of elegance to [...]
Did you know, for a mere CAD$1,100,000 (£482,682) you can buy a 108 acre private island off of Nova Scotia, which would be just perfect for a villainous headquarters holiday home. Why Nova Scotia? Well, the Canadians are fairly laid back and for a location in the second largest country, what can you really say [...]
In the Marvel Comics, Dr Doom ruled over the micro-nation of Latveria, where he was feared and worshipped, and from there he could make plans for world domination secure in diplomatic immunity.
In parts of the Street Fighter series, the criminal Shadowloo empire have an island off of Thailand - called Mriganka - from which they [...]