The Ramblings of Guise Dugal

Dugal Dugal: Avast, behind!
Guise Dugal: {Turns around} Hey, enough with the personal comments, we’ve been trying to lose the weight…
Dugal: Nay! Avast and ahoy, behind ye! Ye scurvy dog, ye dirty landlubber!
Guise: …
Dugal: Yo-ho-ho?
Guise: …Talk like a Pirate day again?
Dugal: AYE!
Guise: Ah, right. Aren’t we normally allied with the Ninjas though?
Dugal: I be working PR, [...]

There is always some controversy whenever a council takes action about complaints on how households decorate their property. Stories in the past have included a complaint of harrassment from a muslim family by a neighbour displaying ceramic pigs in the only window facing their property, a exterior christmas tree banned from having lights because it [...]