The Ramblings of Guise Dugal

“I think animal testing is a terrible idea;
they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.”
Stephen Fry, A Bit of Fry And Laurie

We all have our moments of delusion, where we think of the ‘What If’ of our own little universes, where we play a role in our head that exaggerates the mundane practice [...]

Yes, finally they have hit the shops and the first place I saw them…the hospital cafeteria (which is a frightening place, I tell ya). What are they, you ask? The new “Do Us A Flavour” crisps from Walkers and amongst them was the one I was waiting for.
Not so long ago Walkers crisps, who my [...]

Almost a year ago there was a discussion in the House of Lords on a rather simple subject between just a few Lords, the date was the 23rd January 2008 and the discussion was on Squirrels. The Hansard record for the day follows those involved as they derail from the raised question of “What are [...]

Before I get started, I wanted to state a minor gripe about the inadequacies of some people when spelling scorpions. I can understand one or two people having the misspelling occur, based on only ever hearing it pronounced by someone with an impediment or alcohol problem, but why must there be those who insist on [...]

I was reading today and came across a quote from an LJ user named about squirrel contraception being used in Washington.
I did a search, but the nearest I could find was Santa Monica, California, but I really wanted to know just what they were planning.
Little latex nut hoods? Planned parenting classes? Introducing metrosexuality to the [...]

We’d just crept through several klicks of undergrowth before, Bazza, our point, sighted our target.It had managed to escape from the labs beneath Launceston and, according to intel from the head shed, for some reason was heading in the general direction of the A30’s route.
They’d manage to talk the locals out of sounding off their [...]

I just know that Sarah will want to know about this story of ‘the pitter-patter of little feet’.
‘Burglar’ squirrel ransacks houseA stunned couple returned from a weekend break to find their house had been ruined by a squirrel.
Retired engineer Alan White, 67, and his wife Janice, 65, came home to find their lounge ransacked, [...]

Poor Tink, I’m not exactly the most supportive I guess…
Tink: <screams>
Tink: was listening to an advert, so looked at the telly
Tink: TWO FUCKING SQUIRRELS!
Me: wait…what? what the hell advertises squirrels in heat…Durex Furries?!
Tink: rofl
Tink: sorry, not squirrels fucking just two squirrels
Me: ah, well…I guess that’s at least a little better, right?
Tink: yeah <shudders>
Me: well, [...]

Just on Squirpions and Super-Squirpions.
“They strike during thunderstorms,” the wisened old man said, chewing on the end of his old wooden pipe. The glint of his eyes still visible through that choking haze. The girl opposite him rubbed her gloved hands together, a sign of the worry she felt inside her from what she had [...]

After so wonderfully gave me a pictorial cooked breakfast after Spin failed to deliver (promise breaker!) we talked about the irrational fears bit, as Spin not only asked me yesterday but managed to torment Tink with visions of her fear. Well, if anyone gets to be evil and heartless I demand it be me!

Me : [...]